Chris Vs Car - Round 1

Ok, admittedly I lost round one but I like to think I broke their fist with my face (their fist being a windscreen in this instance and my face being my hip). So anyways, I was riding to work when a car decided to turn left as I was crossing an intersection and cleaned me up. I smacked into the side of her before vaulting into her windscreen. It was then just a matter of letting gravity take over and rolling down the bonnet onto the road. The end result of all this was the following:

• Severely buckled front bicycle tyre
• Smashed windscreen
• Very bruised and swollen Chris

And here's the picture of the last line item:

Right, so that's my news for the week. Until my next exciting road incident....